"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/26/2016 at 21:21 • Filed to: I guess it's been a whole two months since he last bought a car... | 3 | 24 |
Manual Audi 5000S Quattro.
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FoilyDoily
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:36 | 1 |
I drove an automatic version of this for a couple of winters a decade ago. I LOVED it.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> FoilyDoily
05/26/2016 at 21:38 | 0 |
My dad had an 82 5000, brand new... he said it was pretty unreliable, stuck with his 81 4000 for 16 years instead.
fintail
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:40 | 1 |
Probably one of the best ones still in regular service. Worth it to the right person, just be prepared to turn a wrench.
I thought it looked familiar, I see the seller is in my backyard. I am certain I have seen it on the road before.
Steve in Manhattan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:43 | 0 |
Ahhh, no. Sorry to always be the wet blanket around here, but a 30-year-old AWD system? 500 bucks at the most, and prepare to spend 5 grand making it roadworthy.
itschrome
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:45 | 1 |
Jesus christ! NP i mean know how to wrench or have cash handy but damn! That’s a sweet relic, I’d rock it like a hurricane.
Sam
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:54 | 0 |
My dad had one of these. It's one of two cars he's gotten speeding tickets in.
wafflesnfalafel
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 21:58 | 0 |
My father-in-law had one of those - the turbo - years ago. It ate a turbo then got totaled out by a dump truck. Ended up replacing it with a first gen Taurus wagon for my MIL....
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> wafflesnfalafel
05/26/2016 at 22:13 | 0 |
BOOO!
gmctavish needs more space
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 22:14 | 0 |
Or,
Audi 100 Quattro
http://nanaimo.craigslist.ca/cto/5585247889…
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 22:21 | 1 |
Yes! Although that color is awful.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/26/2016 at 22:40 | 0 |
Blasphemer!
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 22:40 | 0 |
Needs to be white or red
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/26/2016 at 22:41 | 0 |
STOP BLASPHEMING
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 22:42 | 1 |
LS swap that bitch yo!
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/26/2016 at 22:43 | 0 |
Worst BMW EVER
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 22:50 | 1 |
For 36k? Screaming deal.
*hood sold separately
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/26/2016 at 22:51 | 1 |
If u want wheels its $1000 also includes rare aftermarket clutch kit fire extinguisher and fuzzy dice no lowballers
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 23:18 | 1 |
I know what I have. Moving out of state. My girlfriend is pregnant my wife is pissed.
PorkchoPlissken
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/26/2016 at 23:43 | 0 |
Love it, though I would prefer it in white or black or red. Also, this is one of the few cases in a craigslist ad of too many goddamn words. Either way, seems very NP, and now I'm looking for quattros in Austin again.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 12:44 | 1 |
Two things:
First, I drove earlier models of these in Germany when I was stationed there. They’re known as the Audi 100. They have a funky arrangement where the engine/trans are mounted along the axis of the car and the radiator is off to the side, as the front of the engine is right at the grill. There was a VW Quantum that used the same power train as the Audi 100/5000.
Second, I read your comment in another thread last night with (rhymes with) High-low. I’ve made the same comment to her, almost verbatim, and gotten the same response, almost verbatim. The thing is, and your comment shows, that people around here
care
about her and really
don’t
want to call her a bee-eye. We want to know what she thinks, but we would prefer not to have our heads slapped in the process. You’ll notice that the people she “legit” wants to engage with are moderators. Whatever. Thank you for helping to keep Oppo excellent.
jkm7680
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 20:16 | 1 |
I NEED MORE DEETS ON WHAT SEXY MAMAJAMA THAT IS ON THE LEFT
jkm7680
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 20:17 | 0 |
But otherwise, that thing is beautiful. Looks well loved.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> jkm7680
05/27/2016 at 20:18 | 0 |
But why can’t I find just ONE 4000 coupe? I see these 5000's fairly regularly (comparatively speaking). THIS IS BULLCRAP
jkm7680
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2016 at 20:19 | 0 |
Idk, even the stance-bros haven’t gotten to them...